Dear Turkey Bacon,
You are NOT real bacon! Real bacon is, by definition, delicious and fatty and from a PIG. You are not delicious, not fatty, and you are from a TURKEY! You are not welcome in my kitchen anymore...please pack your fake self and go find some health-concious, no-regard-for-taste family to live with. Thank you.
Best Regards,
The Mom of a family that places high value on DELICIOUSNESS
4 comments:
Holy Cow, had me laughing out loud. Bryce too. I am guessing this stemmed from a bad experience with Turkey Bacon? Yeah, not as good.
You are HILARIOUS!!! I love it. I laughed out loud... maybe you should start the new blog. Maybe we should team up ;)
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turkey bacon is one reason I am glad Marc is allergic to poultry :)
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